Always check the size of stuff you buy. I should know as I bought this super cool tee from a random guy. It reads "3rd McAlister Family Reunion, Norway, Maine, 8 August 1992." I feel like I'm part of the McAlister Family now. It's super cool to me. I mean, who the hell thought of getting custom Tees just for a family reunion? Problem is, it's kinda small. It's tight. I look like some gay in it. I'm still gonna wear it though. Only at home. Hehea. I wish the sleeves are a little longer.
Hi, I'm McAlister.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Forza 2 and business
Spent a few hours playing Forza Motorsport 2 yesterday and earlier today. Yes, Forza Motorsport 2. Like bloody finally. After years of waiting. (I've got that much patience) Brilliant game. I'm driving an Audi. Audi TT Coupe 3.2 Quattro. Nice car for an Audi. 4 wheel drive means the car is almost impossible to drift properly with. I like that. Drifting, while stylish and cool and what have you, actually takes precious seconds off you timing. Oh, yeah Forza 2 is a simulation which means it's bloody realistic. Bang into that slow ass jackass in front and you'd have your bumper scratched and shit. RAM INTO HIM FULL SPEED and your lights and steering and bumper get messed up. Get careless with the gas and your engine gets damaged which sucks. Still, it's fun. I even rammed my Audi into a tire wall just to see what will happen. Just don't do it while you're winning. It's just daft. I did exactly that. I get stupid sometimes. Ok, many times. Most of the time.
Great game overall. Huge improvement to Forza, which is already a great game. I wonder how they think. Creative guys they have over there. I should design my own game someday. Make it ala GTA. Guns, explosions, money, crime, corruption, cars... great game. Blam! Blam! "Take that shit, fool!" Ok, I'm a geek or a nerd or whatever you want. Video games are great.
Monday's deal went better than I thought. Now I've got interest for my DVS sneaks and my used trucks. I should be able to get a good $50 or so from those. If I were to be an entrepreneur, I'd be one good one. Yes, I make smaller gains but I'll have the most customers. Reason. Negotiate. Make people like you enough and they'll look for you when they need shit. Some business owners are idiots in that sense.
I should open an online shop or something, man. Yeah...
Great game overall. Huge improvement to Forza, which is already a great game. I wonder how they think. Creative guys they have over there. I should design my own game someday. Make it ala GTA. Guns, explosions, money, crime, corruption, cars... great game. Blam! Blam! "Take that shit, fool!" Ok, I'm a geek or a nerd or whatever you want. Video games are great.
Monday's deal went better than I thought. Now I've got interest for my DVS sneaks and my used trucks. I should be able to get a good $50 or so from those. If I were to be an entrepreneur, I'd be one good one. Yes, I make smaller gains but I'll have the most customers. Reason. Negotiate. Make people like you enough and they'll look for you when they need shit. Some business owners are idiots in that sense.
I should open an online shop or something, man. Yeah...
Monday, March 30, 2009
I always profit
Yes. I always profit. Ok, most of the time. It has got to be balanced. Profit too much and you can be called a selfish asswipe. Do I want to be called a selfish asswipe? Well, not really. It's enticing but I think I'll pass.
Okaay! Went down to Orchard Road, yes, almost on time. I reached that money making strip of road at 3.15? Yeah? Around that time. Maybe a bit earlier. At least I showed up. Yea. Not a lot of people there for a Sunday to be honest.
Met Upi at the KFC/Mc'Donald's (They are actually living in harmony side by side in Takashimaya) and treated her to a Happy Meal. It was what she asked for, man. I didn't get the toy. I wanted the Spiderman toy. Damn. Should've asked for it. After the "lunch", I had no idea where to go actually but to say I came all the way to Takashimaya just to enjoy Mc'Donald's seems kinda daft. Well,it is quite frankly. This is where genius comes in.
I headed out to the skatepark in the rain. Pouring rain. Thank goodness for newspapers. I met my homie Marcos and some other random guys I knew chilling near the MRT station. I have a tendency to look at the shoes they are wearing. (Habit cultivated from work.) I saw this paticular guy whose shoe had a mouth. (It's torn and snaps like a crocodile. Completely destroyed. An embarrassment.) I offered him the Lakais I was wearing. Kingston 2s, man. Nigga shit. Sold them for $25. Making the deal today.
To the investors/economy-guys out there, there's always money to be made if you know how to use your eyes.(Quite literally) So look harder, buy better spectacles or contacts or something and GO HEAL THE BLOODY ECONOMY!
Okaay! Went down to Orchard Road, yes, almost on time. I reached that money making strip of road at 3.15? Yeah? Around that time. Maybe a bit earlier. At least I showed up. Yea. Not a lot of people there for a Sunday to be honest.
Met Upi at the KFC/Mc'Donald's (They are actually living in harmony side by side in Takashimaya) and treated her to a Happy Meal. It was what she asked for, man. I didn't get the toy. I wanted the Spiderman toy. Damn. Should've asked for it. After the "lunch", I had no idea where to go actually but to say I came all the way to Takashimaya just to enjoy Mc'Donald's seems kinda daft. Well,it is quite frankly. This is where genius comes in.
I headed out to the skatepark in the rain. Pouring rain. Thank goodness for newspapers. I met my homie Marcos and some other random guys I knew chilling near the MRT station. I have a tendency to look at the shoes they are wearing. (Habit cultivated from work.) I saw this paticular guy whose shoe had a mouth. (It's torn and snaps like a crocodile. Completely destroyed. An embarrassment.) I offered him the Lakais I was wearing. Kingston 2s, man. Nigga shit. Sold them for $25. Making the deal today.
To the investors/economy-guys out there, there's always money to be made if you know how to use your eyes.(Quite literally) So look harder, buy better spectacles or contacts or something and GO HEAL THE BLOODY ECONOMY!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sub-post Of The Week : Shove It.
Yes, it's back. Only on Sundays. Yeah. Like the Sunday times or shit like that. You know what I mean?
I don't know about you guys but I hate, yes, absolutely hate, aunties who push and shove for no good reason. (Or anybody else for that matter.) If you're somebody I know, I'll maybe get less annoyed but if you're some random sunnuvabitch out in the streets, there's a great chance I might get pissed off.
Do not ever push/shove/nudge me if I don't know you. Ever. I just don't like it. I'm not deaf that I can't hear a polite "Excuse me". Ok, maybe if it's not that polite, I can still accept it but what the hell did I do to you to make you shout and scream at me, jackass? No need to push and shove and squirm. Did you forget your manners or something? Imagine if somebody pushed/shoved/nudged/squirmed behind you, would you not feel like "the guy behind me is seriously wishing for an early death, who the hell let this guy out?" It's just plain rude and who says you can touch me you dirty fella. Go find somebody else to touch, sick sunnuvabitch.
Some people have no problems with it and may be asking why I have issues with this phenomenon in public. Firstly, I find it annoying. What the hell have I ever done to you to warrant a shove from you? secondly, that person may be a dirty bastard who should be in jail. Oh, don't think guys don't get that sort of attention, ladies. We have oue share too. Seriously ladies, would you want some unknown uncle(I'm being polite here...) touching your back? Your boyfriend can't even hold your hand and this dirty geezer is touching your back, making you move faster? See the reasoning behind this? Thirdly, he may be a pickpocket. ANYBODY CAN BE A PICKPOCKET! Yes, even the bloody aunties! You stop to buy something and go, "Where the hell is my bloody wallet?! SHIIIIT!" So yeah, I'm worried about losing my money. Yes, I am. Aren't you? oh don't be so goody-goody. You know you give a shit about cash. Who doesn't?
That's 3 good reasons already.
If the offender(I know it's the wrong word) is late and rushing, that's his bloody problem. MAKE HIM ARRIVE LATER! He probably deserves it. Ok, HE DESERVES IT. I just realised that I'm always potraying the offender as a male. I'm being gentlemanly here, ok? Don't think ladies aren't guilty of it. THEY ARE. Don't argue. You know I'm right as the right turn, girls.
I just don't lke being pushed from behind. Wrecks my mood. If I had my way, I would have tripped the person as they pass me.
*shoved aside*
"Asswipe..."*trip*
"Aiyah!" and falls.
"HA!HA!"
Of course, I behave myself in public. Or try to.
Oh, yeah, the crap older people give about teenagers nowadays being rude and inconsiderate? We learnt it from you guys!
To be continued.
Gotta meet Upi for her break. Hope I can make it on time!
I don't know about you guys but I hate, yes, absolutely hate, aunties who push and shove for no good reason. (Or anybody else for that matter.) If you're somebody I know, I'll maybe get less annoyed but if you're some random sunnuvabitch out in the streets, there's a great chance I might get pissed off.
Do not ever push/shove/nudge me if I don't know you. Ever. I just don't like it. I'm not deaf that I can't hear a polite "Excuse me". Ok, maybe if it's not that polite, I can still accept it but what the hell did I do to you to make you shout and scream at me, jackass? No need to push and shove and squirm. Did you forget your manners or something? Imagine if somebody pushed/shoved/nudged/squirmed behind you, would you not feel like "the guy behind me is seriously wishing for an early death, who the hell let this guy out?" It's just plain rude and who says you can touch me you dirty fella. Go find somebody else to touch, sick sunnuvabitch.
Some people have no problems with it and may be asking why I have issues with this phenomenon in public. Firstly, I find it annoying. What the hell have I ever done to you to warrant a shove from you? secondly, that person may be a dirty bastard who should be in jail. Oh, don't think guys don't get that sort of attention, ladies. We have oue share too. Seriously ladies, would you want some unknown uncle(I'm being polite here...) touching your back? Your boyfriend can't even hold your hand and this dirty geezer is touching your back, making you move faster? See the reasoning behind this? Thirdly, he may be a pickpocket. ANYBODY CAN BE A PICKPOCKET! Yes, even the bloody aunties! You stop to buy something and go, "Where the hell is my bloody wallet?! SHIIIIT!" So yeah, I'm worried about losing my money. Yes, I am. Aren't you? oh don't be so goody-goody. You know you give a shit about cash. Who doesn't?
That's 3 good reasons already.
If the offender(I know it's the wrong word) is late and rushing, that's his bloody problem. MAKE HIM ARRIVE LATER! He probably deserves it. Ok, HE DESERVES IT. I just realised that I'm always potraying the offender as a male. I'm being gentlemanly here, ok? Don't think ladies aren't guilty of it. THEY ARE. Don't argue. You know I'm right as the right turn, girls.
I just don't lke being pushed from behind. Wrecks my mood. If I had my way, I would have tripped the person as they pass me.
*shoved aside*
"Asswipe..."*trip*
"Aiyah!" and falls.
"HA!HA!"
Of course, I behave myself in public. Or try to.
Oh, yeah, the crap older people give about teenagers nowadays being rude and inconsiderate? We learnt it from you guys!
To be continued.
Gotta meet Upi for her break. Hope I can make it on time!
2 days In the life...
I have been sleeping a lot lately. Almost 10 hours a day. I'd sleep like 2.am in the morning and only wake up around 11 plus. It's not the best sleeping arrangement. You'd still feel tired. I feel tired. Ok, maybe it's because I just came back home at 5 a.m this morning. No, 6 a.m this morning.
Let's talk about Friday first. What the hell did I do on Friday anyway? After prayers, I....stayed home? No? Oh yeah! I remember now. Went to J.P in the evening. Sissy younger brother bought new soccer boots. I personally think it's a waste of $80 to buy him boots. He won't even make it into the bloody team and will spend 1/2 his time in rugby warming the bloody benches and the 1/2 injured. My '2' key is acting up again.
Saw plenty of (I'm so uncomfortable with this term) "Boonlayians and ex-Boonlayians" at JP. There was Hairizad, Huda, Aisyah, Some kid I don't know, Sakinah, Suhana and Upi (:D). That's quite a comprehensive list. Saw Sakinah at Fairprice and the interchange. She bought so many Kinder Joys. For the kids, I presume. I bought Gatsby Moving Rubber. Green one. My dad asked if I wanted a bicycle and I declined because that would mean I have to cycle home from JP. I wouldn't even have the chance to use the bike because he would use the bike to go to work. No point buying me a bike that I cannot use.
Saturday...Street soccer. Woke up at... what? 11 a.m? Almost 12. I seriously need to adjust my sleeping patterns. Then watched TV till around 3.45 before making my way down to the court. Played a decent session. Shots were rarely off target, dribbling was okay, passing was okay. Not a bad session at all. Scored loads of goals. (Dude, I'm bloody Lumino Man! He's back.) Ya'kub was a good goalkeeper. Surprise, surprise. Nobody can stop me from scoring though. Face it guys, it's a fact. One way or another, I'll put that ball into the bloody goal no matter what you put in front of it. It's just a matter of time. Highlight of day will be Shukri hoofing the ball over the fence and into the drain(Wonder how he did that). Almost everybody went into the drain. I'm not a big fan of drains so I stayed in the court. Drains and me, no-no.
BIBI! I WILL BUY THAT 5800 BEFORE YOU! We're not in the best of terms with each other (and I desperately hope that changes soon) but I'll still get that bloody phone before you! I just need 6 people to donate $50 to me each. That way I don't have to sign a contract. (NOT a big fan of contracts) I'm thinking whether I should stick my tongue out. Nah...(I know this is bloody random. Let me have my fun once in a while, ok? It's depressing enough...{you know what I mean} Maybe I'm craaaaaazy. I know I'm bloody crazy one way or another. (:]) )
Earth hour! I supported Earth hour by not being at home. Good enough. At least I know there's bloody Earth Hour. I knew from like few weeks ago. Benefits of watching Discovery Channel. IT'S ONE COOL CHANNEL, OK?! You have issues with that?
Met Amz, Rais and Aman at 12 a.m today at P.M. watched movies from laptops. Wonders of modern technology, people. Get a bloody Mac. It's good shit. Watched Role Models on Amzar's laptop. It went dead before the movie was finished. Thank goodness Aman came just in time. Watched The Rocker on Aman's Mac. That thing has got battery life like I've got money when I'm bloody attached. (It means, "a lot" because I don't mind not eating for an entire week just to save a few bucks. When I'm actually attached that is.) I know it's weird but it's true. Happy people don't need food. Ok, that's untrue.
Alright. That's it. I keep thinking that today is a Monday. Seriously messed up.
"242 da start running lum ah?" I actually forgot that 242 doesn't go to my house anymore. I have to take bloody 241. I'm tripping.
Let's talk about Friday first. What the hell did I do on Friday anyway? After prayers, I....stayed home? No? Oh yeah! I remember now. Went to J.P in the evening. Sissy younger brother bought new soccer boots. I personally think it's a waste of $80 to buy him boots. He won't even make it into the bloody team and will spend 1/2 his time in rugby warming the bloody benches and the 1/2 injured. My '2' key is acting up again.
Saw plenty of (I'm so uncomfortable with this term) "Boonlayians and ex-Boonlayians" at JP. There was Hairizad, Huda, Aisyah, Some kid I don't know, Sakinah, Suhana and Upi (:D). That's quite a comprehensive list. Saw Sakinah at Fairprice and the interchange. She bought so many Kinder Joys. For the kids, I presume. I bought Gatsby Moving Rubber. Green one. My dad asked if I wanted a bicycle and I declined because that would mean I have to cycle home from JP. I wouldn't even have the chance to use the bike because he would use the bike to go to work. No point buying me a bike that I cannot use.
Saturday...Street soccer. Woke up at... what? 11 a.m? Almost 12. I seriously need to adjust my sleeping patterns. Then watched TV till around 3.45 before making my way down to the court. Played a decent session. Shots were rarely off target, dribbling was okay, passing was okay. Not a bad session at all. Scored loads of goals. (Dude, I'm bloody Lumino Man! He's back.) Ya'kub was a good goalkeeper. Surprise, surprise. Nobody can stop me from scoring though. Face it guys, it's a fact. One way or another, I'll put that ball into the bloody goal no matter what you put in front of it. It's just a matter of time. Highlight of day will be Shukri hoofing the ball over the fence and into the drain(Wonder how he did that). Almost everybody went into the drain. I'm not a big fan of drains so I stayed in the court. Drains and me, no-no.
BIBI! I WILL BUY THAT 5800 BEFORE YOU! We're not in the best of terms with each other (and I desperately hope that changes soon) but I'll still get that bloody phone before you! I just need 6 people to donate $50 to me each. That way I don't have to sign a contract. (NOT a big fan of contracts) I'm thinking whether I should stick my tongue out. Nah...(I know this is bloody random. Let me have my fun once in a while, ok? It's depressing enough...{you know what I mean} Maybe I'm craaaaaazy. I know I'm bloody crazy one way or another. (:]) )
Earth hour! I supported Earth hour by not being at home. Good enough. At least I know there's bloody Earth Hour. I knew from like few weeks ago. Benefits of watching Discovery Channel. IT'S ONE COOL CHANNEL, OK?! You have issues with that?
Met Amz, Rais and Aman at 12 a.m today at P.M. watched movies from laptops. Wonders of modern technology, people. Get a bloody Mac. It's good shit. Watched Role Models on Amzar's laptop. It went dead before the movie was finished. Thank goodness Aman came just in time. Watched The Rocker on Aman's Mac. That thing has got battery life like I've got money when I'm bloody attached. (It means, "a lot" because I don't mind not eating for an entire week just to save a few bucks. When I'm actually attached that is.) I know it's weird but it's true. Happy people don't need food. Ok, that's untrue.
Alright. That's it. I keep thinking that today is a Monday. Seriously messed up.
"242 da start running lum ah?" I actually forgot that 242 doesn't go to my house anymore. I have to take bloody 241. I'm tripping.
Friday, March 27, 2009
back to underage smoking
Yea, I know it's quite a few posts but I'm not going to drop a subject just like that. I'm out of ideas anyway. So yeah...
Underage smoking is, quite sadly, rampant in Singapore. I have no problems with guys and girls who smoke, really. Just don't ask a stranger for cigarettes. It's quite dumb. For all you know, he might be a what's-that-agency's officer or something like that in a clever disguise and fine you on the spot. There goes your allowance for 2 months.
Oh yeah, have you read what was found in counterfeit cigarettes? Damn, I don't want to pay to smoke some man's poop. Gross. That's worse than tar. Gross. Ewww! Eckh!*cough!* *Vomits* *vomits blood* (sick!) I'd rather fork out the cash to buy legal cigarettes. At least they haven't made a trip to some dirty toilet. (I have issues with dirty toilets too.) Yeah, mind what you put into your mouths.
Seriously though, don't smoke in your bloody school uniform in full view of the public. That's just daft. "Oh look at me! I'm smoking and I'm only 14! I'm a man! Wooo! This is the school I go to! Ha!" (Smacks head) What are you? Dumb? Damn. It doesn't help if you act like you're some tough guy either. All I've got to do is complain to your school, call the what's-that-agency on you and look who's begging for mercy. So yeah, if you want to smoke, go somewhere you can't be seen smoking. Not outside some fast food outlet. Stupid kids these days. Wonder what their brains are for.
Ok, since I've mentioned dirty toilets, I might as well post something about it. I have serious issues with dirty toilets. I don't know about the ladies' toilets but the guy's toilets are mostly so full of shit, you don't feel like taking a shit in there. I mean, the bowls are full with tissue...and too gross to mention stuff. Damn. How can you miss that big bowl while you're taking a shit? Makes me wonder if some people take their poop while standing up. It's like, impossible to miss! Aaaaargh! *kicks out in frustration*
Aim! Especially when you pee! Guys! I am sick of seeing the floor around the bowl wet with pee! It puts me off. I don't want to stain my nice shoes and smell like some uncle's pee for the rest of the day do I? Makes me wonder how we'll do in times of war. If guys can miss a huge target less than 1m away, what are their chances of hitting an enemy like 500m away? I shudder at the thought. Maybe they'll train us to aim properly in the army someday although I'll hate to live to see that day.
"Ok recruit, I want you to aim for the water."
"SIR, YES SIR!"
"You may begin."
(tinkles)
"RECRUIT! ADJUST YOUR AIM To THE LEFT! TO THE LEFT! YOU'RE WETTING MY BOOTS!"
"SIR, YES SIR!"
after a few seconds...
"OUT OF ummm... AMMO, SIR!"
"OK! Ummm....(reload doesn't sound right) DRINK MORE WATER! GO! GO! GO!"
"SIR, YES SIR!"
That would be... well, awkward. Move along...
Where are the cleaners? What are they doing? I see schedules and they're all ticked. Even tomorrow's shift is done and the week after. Wow. Am I living in the past? What the hell are you people doing? Makan gaji buta aje! (direct translation: eat blind pay only! Malay idiom for someone who doesn't do his or her job properly. Used when the person is getting paid to do the job.)
So yeah, there's a lot of problems with today's society and you can really see the good, the bad an the straight up ugly if you just take your time to use your 5 senses. It's not all that hard to do. Ok, add common sense to the 5 senses.
Tip to people who suffer writer's block: Just think of one thing and other ideas connected to it will come flowing in.
Underage smoking is, quite sadly, rampant in Singapore. I have no problems with guys and girls who smoke, really. Just don't ask a stranger for cigarettes. It's quite dumb. For all you know, he might be a what's-that-agency's officer or something like that in a clever disguise and fine you on the spot. There goes your allowance for 2 months.
Oh yeah, have you read what was found in counterfeit cigarettes? Damn, I don't want to pay to smoke some man's poop. Gross. That's worse than tar. Gross. Ewww! Eckh!*cough!* *Vomits* *vomits blood* (sick!) I'd rather fork out the cash to buy legal cigarettes. At least they haven't made a trip to some dirty toilet. (I have issues with dirty toilets too.) Yeah, mind what you put into your mouths.
Seriously though, don't smoke in your bloody school uniform in full view of the public. That's just daft. "Oh look at me! I'm smoking and I'm only 14! I'm a man! Wooo! This is the school I go to! Ha!" (Smacks head) What are you? Dumb? Damn. It doesn't help if you act like you're some tough guy either. All I've got to do is complain to your school, call the what's-that-agency on you and look who's begging for mercy. So yeah, if you want to smoke, go somewhere you can't be seen smoking. Not outside some fast food outlet. Stupid kids these days. Wonder what their brains are for.
Ok, since I've mentioned dirty toilets, I might as well post something about it. I have serious issues with dirty toilets. I don't know about the ladies' toilets but the guy's toilets are mostly so full of shit, you don't feel like taking a shit in there. I mean, the bowls are full with tissue...and too gross to mention stuff. Damn. How can you miss that big bowl while you're taking a shit? Makes me wonder if some people take their poop while standing up. It's like, impossible to miss! Aaaaargh! *kicks out in frustration*
Aim! Especially when you pee! Guys! I am sick of seeing the floor around the bowl wet with pee! It puts me off. I don't want to stain my nice shoes and smell like some uncle's pee for the rest of the day do I? Makes me wonder how we'll do in times of war. If guys can miss a huge target less than 1m away, what are their chances of hitting an enemy like 500m away? I shudder at the thought. Maybe they'll train us to aim properly in the army someday although I'll hate to live to see that day.
"Ok recruit, I want you to aim for the water."
"SIR, YES SIR!"
"You may begin."
(tinkles)
"RECRUIT! ADJUST YOUR AIM To THE LEFT! TO THE LEFT! YOU'RE WETTING MY BOOTS!"
"SIR, YES SIR!"
after a few seconds...
"OUT OF ummm... AMMO, SIR!"
"OK! Ummm....(reload doesn't sound right) DRINK MORE WATER! GO! GO! GO!"
"SIR, YES SIR!"
That would be... well, awkward. Move along...
Where are the cleaners? What are they doing? I see schedules and they're all ticked. Even tomorrow's shift is done and the week after. Wow. Am I living in the past? What the hell are you people doing? Makan gaji buta aje! (direct translation: eat blind pay only! Malay idiom for someone who doesn't do his or her job properly. Used when the person is getting paid to do the job.)
So yeah, there's a lot of problems with today's society and you can really see the good, the bad an the straight up ugly if you just take your time to use your 5 senses. It's not all that hard to do. Ok, add common sense to the 5 senses.
Tip to people who suffer writer's block: Just think of one thing and other ideas connected to it will come flowing in.
Landmark tag!
Congratulations to Faezah for being the first visitor to post something on the tagboard! Her tag was posted on 27th March at 0036hrs. That's quick. She wins...nothing except this small, short post of recognition! Congratulations!
I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize to Sufiana for being unable to accompany her to TAKASHIMAYA later today. Sorry, sayang.
Ok, that's it for now.
Congratulations again to Faezah or Ez! Great job!
I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize to Sufiana for being unable to accompany her to TAKASHIMAYA later today. Sorry, sayang.
Ok, that's it for now.
Congratulations again to Faezah or Ez! Great job!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Purple!
Smoooooke On The Waaaater! Yeah, (apparently) that was the song playing on my Windows Media Player while I was selecting the colour scheme for this blog. Smoke ain't purple and neither is water but the name of the band which recorded that song is Deep Purple so I chose the colour purple. Iconic guitar riff on that one too. 0, 3, 5! 0, 3, 6, 5! 0, 3, 5! 3, 0! Play that on your G string. I mean the guitar's G string. Ok, forget it.
Ok, the colour scheme does seem to suggest that I'm being somewhat "gay" or tripping on shrooms like a hippie. Kinda takes you back in time to the 60s. Oooh, brilliant idea just popped up in my head. I will make a mental note to myself that all photos that appear in this blog shall be negatives. Meaning they will be in black and white. RETE-RO.
Hope you guys like the mambo, ska and somewhat quirky tunes on the player currently. First song on the list is Do You Wanna by The Kooks. "I know you wanna make love to me!" I suggest you don't attempt to even if you really want to. Dire consequences shall follow those who choose to ignore that warning.
Next on the list is Papa Loves Mambo by Perry Como. I doubt that anybody has ever heard of him. All I know is that he is an old bird now. This song was featured in a Nike advertisement during the 2002 FIFA World Cup if my memory serves me right. Part of the OLE campaign. Brazil vs Portugal. Referee tackles Ronaldinho. Great stuff.
Last on the list is Sell Out by Reel Big Fish. It's a very old song and it is the first ever song from the Ska genre that got to me. I personally like the lyrics, "spend all your money" that appears in the song. I came across this song while playing FIFA 2000 on my Playstation. That was years ago. It plays when you go onto the Transfers screen. It's amazing how I can remember these little, unimportant parts of my life and forget yesterday's homework. Life's a mystery.
Oh yeah, I would like it if you guys tell me your blog url-s via the tagboard. Just say "hi" or whatever you wanna say and include a link. It will be much appreciated.
I thought I saw my guitar move on it's own. Weird. Maybe I'm sleepy. Maybe all this purple isn't doing me a world of good or...
Maybe I'm craaaazy
Maybe I'm craaaazy
Maybe I'm craaaazy
Just like yoooouuu...
It's the chorus from Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. Yea, that fat guy.
Ok, the colour scheme does seem to suggest that I'm being somewhat "gay" or tripping on shrooms like a hippie. Kinda takes you back in time to the 60s. Oooh, brilliant idea just popped up in my head. I will make a mental note to myself that all photos that appear in this blog shall be negatives. Meaning they will be in black and white. RETE-RO.
Hope you guys like the mambo, ska and somewhat quirky tunes on the player currently. First song on the list is Do You Wanna by The Kooks. "I know you wanna make love to me!" I suggest you don't attempt to even if you really want to. Dire consequences shall follow those who choose to ignore that warning.
Next on the list is Papa Loves Mambo by Perry Como. I doubt that anybody has ever heard of him. All I know is that he is an old bird now. This song was featured in a Nike advertisement during the 2002 FIFA World Cup if my memory serves me right. Part of the OLE campaign. Brazil vs Portugal. Referee tackles Ronaldinho. Great stuff.
Last on the list is Sell Out by Reel Big Fish. It's a very old song and it is the first ever song from the Ska genre that got to me. I personally like the lyrics, "spend all your money" that appears in the song. I came across this song while playing FIFA 2000 on my Playstation. That was years ago. It plays when you go onto the Transfers screen. It's amazing how I can remember these little, unimportant parts of my life and forget yesterday's homework. Life's a mystery.
Oh yeah, I would like it if you guys tell me your blog url-s via the tagboard. Just say "hi" or whatever you wanna say and include a link. It will be much appreciated.
I thought I saw my guitar move on it's own. Weird. Maybe I'm sleepy. Maybe all this purple isn't doing me a world of good or...
Maybe I'm craaaazy
Maybe I'm craaaazy
Maybe I'm craaaazy
Just like yoooouuu...
It's the chorus from Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. Yea, that fat guy.
A note from the construction company.
In the construction process of this blog, I received a letter from the guys working on it. Read on.
Dear valued customer,
We regret to inform you that we will have to make running adjustments to this blog over time to meet your ridiculous and ever changing demands. They have forced us to exceed our time frame for this project. We do hope you know by now how your blog should look like. We simply cannot keep working on this project forever. Our workers are tired and they have to go home to rest. Their wives have been calling non-stop asking why they have not returned home since yesterday. While we value your patronage, we hope that you keep in mind the basic needs and welfare of our workers. Thank you.
Signed,
The Construction Firm.
Well, I think it's about done. Now, to reveal this simply atrocious piece of I-don't-know-what-to-call-it to the world. Let's just hope people will attend.
Dear valued customer,
We regret to inform you that we will have to make running adjustments to this blog over time to meet your ridiculous and ever changing demands. They have forced us to exceed our time frame for this project. We do hope you know by now how your blog should look like. We simply cannot keep working on this project forever. Our workers are tired and they have to go home to rest. Their wives have been calling non-stop asking why they have not returned home since yesterday. While we value your patronage, we hope that you keep in mind the basic needs and welfare of our workers. Thank you.
Signed,
The Construction Firm.
Well, I think it's about done. Now, to reveal this simply atrocious piece of I-don't-know-what-to-call-it to the world. Let's just hope people will attend.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
The beginning.
First post on a spanking new blog. Okay, maybe spanking new sounds inappropriate. Let's change it to brand new blog, shall we?
First post on a brand new blog. That sounds better and more suited to the masses. I'm currently thinking up of topics or rather, trying to think up of topics, to post on this brand new blog.
My mind is currently a blank. Well not really but you get what I mean. Let us have some form of formality around here. I a such a bad host. Welcome to stupidrulersoftoday.bs.com (blogspot, mind you.). You might be wondering why I chose STUPIDRULERSOFTODAY as my url address.
I just feel that way. We are facing some sort of crisis in almost every important sector and just because some idiots, yes, idiots made the wrong decisions, we as normal, not-so-carefree people have to suffer. I wonder how idiots can hold important posts and make important decisions that affect the lives of millions of people. Who even elected these idiots anyway? Other idiots. Great answer.
War is a bad thing. Nobody likes war. Even the winners lose something. We don't want war. THEN WHY WAGE WARS IN THE FIRST PLACE???? Oooh, he shot down a tower of mine and killed a lot of my people so I must look for that asswipe and kill him. THEN WHY BOMB A COUNTRY OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL THIS GUY IS HIDING? Damn.
"Ok, let's try destroying that building. He might be in there."
"Sir, that's a school."
"Oh, you'll never know. Now nuke it, buster."
"Well...Ok."
BOOM!
Innocents die, no Mr. Most Wanted.
"Fuck, let's try that one."
And it goes on and on and on... (IT'S HEAVEN AND HELL!) That is a reference to the Black Sabbath song, Heaven And Hell. Sounds so much better in the Dio version. Ozzy can't sing for shit to me.
Ok, back to war. Get what I mean? Why should innocent people who probably don't even know why the hell they're being shot at be harmed due to the actions of a small group of people classified as terrorists? How can you be so certain that the terrorists are hiding in that country? Who knows? Maybe they're all hiding in Atlantis or something? Open your eyes! Then you complain that the people of that country are not cooperating. Would you help someone who bombed the school your child goes to? Where is all the commoon sense? Who could blame them for shooting back? You cannot simply expect them to be happy about being bombed.
Boom! "Ah, just another bomb! Great! How much is the bread? Here you go. Thank you. See you again." Boom! "Goodness gracious me! I might have a heart attack one of these days. Hehehe. Oh, hello Mr Bomber. How are you doing? Have you eaten? Please try not to damage my house with your bombs and can you make them less noisy? My kids are terrified. Absolutely terrified."
Which is kinda funny when you look at it. Seriously, it isn't such a nice life.
skxahcv
- random typing by Aqeel.
On society... OKAY. It's really screwed up. Really. Literally and figuratively. Both, yes. Why? PEOPLE ARE GETTING SCREWED IN PUBLIC! The not even NC16 kids can get a load of I-don't-know-what-rating-it-is scenes for free in public sometimes as conveniently as being at their void decks at the right time. (Ok, right time... if viewed in a different manner, it sounds wrong.) Nonetheless, this has to be stopped.
If you have read The Newpaper on Monday, you could have noticed the front page. It was a feature about a couple having their sexy time at ECP, in broad daylight, sitting on the prominent breakwaters that line the very public beach, in full view of the little kids. (Shakes head solemnly) Kids these days...Ok, they might be older than me but... well, I don't know what to say.
Ok, guys and girls, if you want to have your pre-marital sexy time with your partners, as much as I disapprove of it, go somewhere private. Like a room. With only you people inside. Not under the hot sun, on the beach. I don't know if that's a nice place to have your sexy time at but just who do you think you are? If your mummy or daddy owned the beach, then what can I say about that but you're on public property, people. Wooohooo! We can see you! Hello! Why don't you wave your lightsaber to that family under the tree?
Damn, man. Think about others for once. Maybe it's good, I seriously don't know but damn it, man we don't want to see you enjoy yourselves in that manner. It's something our society in general are not prepared to accept and I say this kind of behaviour cannot be accepted ever. Imagine old couples doing it beside you on the MRT. I'll come out of the carriage blind. Maybe you guys come from a different society but you still have to keep in mind what others might think of you. Maybe you couldn't care less but those who saw it are actually disgusted by what you presented to them.
It's the kids I'm worried about. You walk along the beach with your 4 year-old kid and he/she (I'm being fair here) sees what's happening and asks, "Mummy/Daddy, why is that lady eating that man's lightsaber?" How would you answer that question? Don't post answers. I don't want to hear them.
So yeah, think about that when you feel like having your sexy time in the middle of Orchard Road.
Underage smoking. While I am guilty of it, I quit soon after. Start young, quit young. While I was at it, I don't go around asking people for ciggarettes. "Bro, ade rokok?" WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, you're like 13 years old! Life isn't attractive enough for you? Damn. As you can see, I've somewhat matured to be more sensible.
If you want to end your life early, by all means, do whatever you want, I can't be bothered but don't ask me to assist you do it. If you can't afford to end your life early, don't do it. Simple equation. Saves me a few dollars too.
This issue is to be continued on my next post. Currently, I wish to watch a culinary show on Travel And Living.
Bye bye!
First post on a brand new blog. That sounds better and more suited to the masses. I'm currently thinking up of topics or rather, trying to think up of topics, to post on this brand new blog.
My mind is currently a blank. Well not really but you get what I mean. Let us have some form of formality around here. I a such a bad host. Welcome to stupidrulersoftoday.bs.com (blogspot, mind you.). You might be wondering why I chose STUPIDRULERSOFTODAY as my url address.
I just feel that way. We are facing some sort of crisis in almost every important sector and just because some idiots, yes, idiots made the wrong decisions, we as normal, not-so-carefree people have to suffer. I wonder how idiots can hold important posts and make important decisions that affect the lives of millions of people. Who even elected these idiots anyway? Other idiots. Great answer.
War is a bad thing. Nobody likes war. Even the winners lose something. We don't want war. THEN WHY WAGE WARS IN THE FIRST PLACE???? Oooh, he shot down a tower of mine and killed a lot of my people so I must look for that asswipe and kill him. THEN WHY BOMB A COUNTRY OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL THIS GUY IS HIDING? Damn.
"Ok, let's try destroying that building. He might be in there."
"Sir, that's a school."
"Oh, you'll never know. Now nuke it, buster."
"Well...Ok."
BOOM!
Innocents die, no Mr. Most Wanted.
"Fuck, let's try that one."
And it goes on and on and on... (IT'S HEAVEN AND HELL!) That is a reference to the Black Sabbath song, Heaven And Hell. Sounds so much better in the Dio version. Ozzy can't sing for shit to me.
Ok, back to war. Get what I mean? Why should innocent people who probably don't even know why the hell they're being shot at be harmed due to the actions of a small group of people classified as terrorists? How can you be so certain that the terrorists are hiding in that country? Who knows? Maybe they're all hiding in Atlantis or something? Open your eyes! Then you complain that the people of that country are not cooperating. Would you help someone who bombed the school your child goes to? Where is all the commoon sense? Who could blame them for shooting back? You cannot simply expect them to be happy about being bombed.
Boom! "Ah, just another bomb! Great! How much is the bread? Here you go. Thank you. See you again." Boom! "Goodness gracious me! I might have a heart attack one of these days. Hehehe. Oh, hello Mr Bomber. How are you doing? Have you eaten? Please try not to damage my house with your bombs and can you make them less noisy? My kids are terrified. Absolutely terrified."
Which is kinda funny when you look at it. Seriously, it isn't such a nice life.
skxahcv
- random typing by Aqeel.
On society... OKAY. It's really screwed up. Really. Literally and figuratively. Both, yes. Why? PEOPLE ARE GETTING SCREWED IN PUBLIC! The not even NC16 kids can get a load of I-don't-know-what-rating-it-is scenes for free in public sometimes as conveniently as being at their void decks at the right time. (Ok, right time... if viewed in a different manner, it sounds wrong.) Nonetheless, this has to be stopped.
If you have read The Newpaper on Monday, you could have noticed the front page. It was a feature about a couple having their sexy time at ECP, in broad daylight, sitting on the prominent breakwaters that line the very public beach, in full view of the little kids. (Shakes head solemnly) Kids these days...Ok, they might be older than me but... well, I don't know what to say.
Ok, guys and girls, if you want to have your pre-marital sexy time with your partners, as much as I disapprove of it, go somewhere private. Like a room. With only you people inside. Not under the hot sun, on the beach. I don't know if that's a nice place to have your sexy time at but just who do you think you are? If your mummy or daddy owned the beach, then what can I say about that but you're on public property, people. Wooohooo! We can see you! Hello! Why don't you wave your lightsaber to that family under the tree?
Damn, man. Think about others for once. Maybe it's good, I seriously don't know but damn it, man we don't want to see you enjoy yourselves in that manner. It's something our society in general are not prepared to accept and I say this kind of behaviour cannot be accepted ever. Imagine old couples doing it beside you on the MRT. I'll come out of the carriage blind. Maybe you guys come from a different society but you still have to keep in mind what others might think of you. Maybe you couldn't care less but those who saw it are actually disgusted by what you presented to them.
It's the kids I'm worried about. You walk along the beach with your 4 year-old kid and he/she (I'm being fair here) sees what's happening and asks, "Mummy/Daddy, why is that lady eating that man's lightsaber?" How would you answer that question? Don't post answers. I don't want to hear them.
So yeah, think about that when you feel like having your sexy time in the middle of Orchard Road.
Underage smoking. While I am guilty of it, I quit soon after. Start young, quit young. While I was at it, I don't go around asking people for ciggarettes. "Bro, ade rokok?" WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, you're like 13 years old! Life isn't attractive enough for you? Damn. As you can see, I've somewhat matured to be more sensible.
If you want to end your life early, by all means, do whatever you want, I can't be bothered but don't ask me to assist you do it. If you can't afford to end your life early, don't do it. Simple equation. Saves me a few dollars too.
This issue is to be continued on my next post. Currently, I wish to watch a culinary show on Travel And Living.
Bye bye!
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