Sub-post Of The Week : Shove It.

Yes, it's back. Only on Sundays. Yeah. Like the Sunday times or shit like that. You know what I mean?

I don't know about you guys but I hate, yes, absolutely hate, aunties who push and shove for no good reason. (Or anybody else for that matter.) If you're somebody I know, I'll maybe get less annoyed but if you're some random sunnuvabitch out in the streets, there's a great chance I might get pissed off.

Do not ever push/shove/nudge me if I don't know you. Ever. I just don't like it. I'm not deaf that I can't hear a polite "Excuse me". Ok, maybe if it's not that polite, I can still accept it but what the hell did I do to you to make you shout and scream at me, jackass? No need to push and shove and squirm. Did you forget your manners or something? Imagine if somebody pushed/shoved/nudged/squirmed behind you, would you not feel like "the guy behind me is seriously wishing for an early death, who the hell let this guy out?" It's just plain rude and who says you can touch me you dirty fella. Go find somebody else to touch, sick sunnuvabitch.

Some people have no problems with it and may be asking why I have issues with this phenomenon in public. Firstly, I find it annoying. What the hell have I ever done to you to warrant a shove from you? secondly, that person may be a dirty bastard who should be in jail. Oh, don't think guys don't get that sort of attention, ladies. We have oue share too. Seriously ladies, would you want some unknown uncle(I'm being polite here...) touching your back? Your boyfriend can't even hold your hand and this dirty geezer is touching your back, making you move faster? See the reasoning behind this? Thirdly, he may be a pickpocket. ANYBODY CAN BE A PICKPOCKET! Yes, even the bloody aunties! You stop to buy something and go, "Where the hell is my bloody wallet?! SHIIIIT!" So yeah, I'm worried about losing my money. Yes, I am. Aren't you? oh don't be so goody-goody. You know you give a shit about cash. Who doesn't?

That's 3 good reasons already.

If the offender(I know it's the wrong word) is late and rushing, that's his bloody problem. MAKE HIM ARRIVE LATER! He probably deserves it. Ok, HE DESERVES IT. I just realised that I'm always potraying the offender as a male. I'm being gentlemanly here, ok? Don't think ladies aren't guilty of it. THEY ARE. Don't argue. You know I'm right as the right turn, girls.

I just don't lke being pushed from behind. Wrecks my mood. If I had my way, I would have tripped the person as they pass me.

*shoved aside*

"Asswipe..."*trip*

"Aiyah!" and falls.

"HA!HA!"

Of course, I behave myself in public. Or try to.

Oh, yeah, the crap older people give about teenagers nowadays being rude and inconsiderate? We learnt it from you guys!

To be continued.
Gotta meet Upi for her break. Hope I can make it on time!