The beginning.

First post on a spanking new blog. Okay, maybe spanking new sounds inappropriate. Let's change it to brand new blog, shall we?

First post on a brand new blog. That sounds better and more suited to the masses. I'm currently thinking up of topics or rather, trying to think up of topics, to post on this brand new blog.

My mind is currently a blank. Well not really but you get what I mean. Let us have some form of formality around here. I a such a bad host. Welcome to stupidrulersoftoday.bs.com (blogspot, mind you.). You might be wondering why I chose STUPIDRULERSOFTODAY as my url address.

I just feel that way. We are facing some sort of crisis in almost every important sector and just because some idiots, yes, idiots made the wrong decisions, we as normal, not-so-carefree people have to suffer. I wonder how idiots can hold important posts and make important decisions that affect the lives of millions of people. Who even elected these idiots anyway? Other idiots. Great answer.

War is a bad thing. Nobody likes war. Even the winners lose something. We don't want war. THEN WHY WAGE WARS IN THE FIRST PLACE???? Oooh, he shot down a tower of mine and killed a lot of my people so I must look for that asswipe and kill him. THEN WHY BOMB A COUNTRY OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL THIS GUY IS HIDING? Damn.

"Ok, let's try destroying that building. He might be in there."

"Sir, that's a school."

"Oh, you'll never know. Now nuke it, buster."

"Well...Ok."

BOOM!

Innocents die, no Mr. Most Wanted.

"Fuck, let's try that one."

And it goes on and on and on... (IT'S HEAVEN AND HELL!) That is a reference to the Black Sabbath song, Heaven And Hell. Sounds so much better in the Dio version. Ozzy can't sing for shit to me.

Ok, back to war. Get what I mean? Why should innocent people who probably don't even know why the hell they're being shot at be harmed due to the actions of a small group of people classified as terrorists? How can you be so certain that the terrorists are hiding in that country? Who knows? Maybe they're all hiding in Atlantis or something? Open your eyes! Then you complain that the people of that country are not cooperating. Would you help someone who bombed the school your child goes to? Where is all the commoon sense? Who could blame them for shooting back? You cannot simply expect them to be happy about being bombed.

Boom! "Ah, just another bomb! Great! How much is the bread? Here you go. Thank you. See you again." Boom! "Goodness gracious me! I might have a heart attack one of these days. Hehehe. Oh, hello Mr Bomber. How are you doing? Have you eaten? Please try not to damage my house with your bombs and can you make them less noisy? My kids are terrified. Absolutely terrified."

Which is kinda funny when you look at it. Seriously, it isn't such a nice life.

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- random typing by Aqeel.

On society... OKAY. It's really screwed up. Really. Literally and figuratively. Both, yes. Why? PEOPLE ARE GETTING SCREWED IN PUBLIC! The not even NC16 kids can get a load of I-don't-know-what-rating-it-is scenes for free in public sometimes as conveniently as being at their void decks at the right time. (Ok, right time... if viewed in a different manner, it sounds wrong.) Nonetheless, this has to be stopped.

If you have read The Newpaper on Monday, you could have noticed the front page. It was a feature about a couple having their sexy time at ECP, in broad daylight, sitting on the prominent breakwaters that line the very public beach, in full view of the little kids. (Shakes head solemnly) Kids these days...Ok, they might be older than me but... well, I don't know what to say.

Ok, guys and girls, if you want to have your pre-marital sexy time with your partners, as much as I disapprove of it, go somewhere private. Like a room. With only you people inside. Not under the hot sun, on the beach. I don't know if that's a nice place to have your sexy time at but just who do you think you are? If your mummy or daddy owned the beach, then what can I say about that but you're on public property, people. Wooohooo! We can see you! Hello! Why don't you wave your lightsaber to that family under the tree?

Damn, man. Think about others for once. Maybe it's good, I seriously don't know but damn it, man we don't want to see you enjoy yourselves in that manner. It's something our society in general are not prepared to accept and I say this kind of behaviour cannot be accepted ever. Imagine old couples doing it beside you on the MRT. I'll come out of the carriage blind. Maybe you guys come from a different society but you still have to keep in mind what others might think of you. Maybe you couldn't care less but those who saw it are actually disgusted by what you presented to them.

It's the kids I'm worried about. You walk along the beach with your 4 year-old kid and he/she (I'm being fair here) sees what's happening and asks, "Mummy/Daddy, why is that lady eating that man's lightsaber?" How would you answer that question? Don't post answers. I don't want to hear them.

So yeah, think about that when you feel like having your sexy time in the middle of Orchard Road.

Underage smoking. While I am guilty of it, I quit soon after. Start young, quit young. While I was at it, I don't go around asking people for ciggarettes. "Bro, ade rokok?" WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, you're like 13 years old! Life isn't attractive enough for you? Damn. As you can see, I've somewhat matured to be more sensible.

If you want to end your life early, by all means, do whatever you want, I can't be bothered but don't ask me to assist you do it. If you can't afford to end your life early, don't do it. Simple equation. Saves me a few dollars too.

This issue is to be continued on my next post. Currently, I wish to watch a culinary show on Travel And Living.

Bye bye!