back to underage smoking

Yea, I know it's quite a few posts but I'm not going to drop a subject just like that. I'm out of ideas anyway. So yeah...

Underage smoking is, quite sadly, rampant in Singapore. I have no problems with guys and girls who smoke, really. Just don't ask a stranger for cigarettes. It's quite dumb. For all you know, he might be a what's-that-agency's officer or something like that in a clever disguise and fine you on the spot. There goes your allowance for 2 months.

Oh yeah, have you read what was found in counterfeit cigarettes? Damn, I don't want to pay to smoke some man's poop. Gross. That's worse than tar. Gross. Ewww! Eckh!*cough!* *Vomits* *vomits blood* (sick!) I'd rather fork out the cash to buy legal cigarettes. At least they haven't made a trip to some dirty toilet. (I have issues with dirty toilets too.) Yeah, mind what you put into your mouths.

Seriously though, don't smoke in your bloody school uniform in full view of the public. That's just daft. "Oh look at me! I'm smoking and I'm only 14! I'm a man! Wooo! This is the school I go to! Ha!" (Smacks head) What are you? Dumb? Damn. It doesn't help if you act like you're some tough guy either. All I've got to do is complain to your school, call the what's-that-agency on you and look who's begging for mercy. So yeah, if you want to smoke, go somewhere you can't be seen smoking. Not outside some fast food outlet. Stupid kids these days. Wonder what their brains are for.

Ok, since I've mentioned dirty toilets, I might as well post something about it. I have serious issues with dirty toilets. I don't know about the ladies' toilets but the guy's toilets are mostly so full of shit, you don't feel like taking a shit in there. I mean, the bowls are full with tissue...and too gross to mention stuff. Damn. How can you miss that big bowl while you're taking a shit? Makes me wonder if some people take their poop while standing up. It's like, impossible to miss! Aaaaargh! *kicks out in frustration*

Aim! Especially when you pee! Guys! I am sick of seeing the floor around the bowl wet with pee! It puts me off. I don't want to stain my nice shoes and smell like some uncle's pee for the rest of the day do I? Makes me wonder how we'll do in times of war. If guys can miss a huge target less than 1m away, what are their chances of hitting an enemy like 500m away? I shudder at the thought. Maybe they'll train us to aim properly in the army someday although I'll hate to live to see that day.

"Ok recruit, I want you to aim for the water."

"SIR, YES SIR!"

"You may begin."

(tinkles)

"RECRUIT! ADJUST YOUR AIM To THE LEFT! TO THE LEFT! YOU'RE WETTING MY BOOTS!"

"SIR, YES SIR!"

after a few seconds...

"OUT OF ummm... AMMO, SIR!"

"OK! Ummm....(reload doesn't sound right) DRINK MORE WATER! GO! GO! GO!"

"SIR, YES SIR!"

That would be... well, awkward. Move along...

Where are the cleaners? What are they doing? I see schedules and they're all ticked. Even tomorrow's shift is done and the week after. Wow. Am I living in the past? What the hell are you people doing? Makan gaji buta aje! (direct translation: eat blind pay only! Malay idiom for someone who doesn't do his or her job properly. Used when the person is getting paid to do the job.)

So yeah, there's a lot of problems with today's society and you can really see the good, the bad an the straight up ugly if you just take your time to use your 5 senses. It's not all that hard to do. Ok, add common sense to the 5 senses.

Tip to people who suffer writer's block: Just think of one thing and other ideas connected to it will come flowing in.