5800 coming soon!

I am expecting my Nokia 5800 next month. I hope that all goes well and my plans won't get ruined by some mishap. If it does, I'll find the cause of that mishap, shove my current phone up it's ass and take enough money from it to get myself a Nokia 5800. I kid you not.

Why the 5800? I like the ads. They have seriously nice ads. I like the creativity that goes into creating those ads. I also like the Comes With Music concept. Why they did not come up with that shit earlier, only god knows. I like the Comes with Music lanyard. Pink and blue! What more can a person ask for? It's pink and blue! The features are quite nice too. 3.2 Mega pixels, Carl Zeiss Optics... pretty neat package. Cost? A mere $398 with2 year subscription or $800 with no contract. Such reasonable prices even in the economic slump. I am being sarcastic about the price.

M1 has got to change their automated operator's voice. Sounds like some lazy lady was at the end of the line. It makes you wish that it was a real person you can curse at. Maybe that's why they put in a recorded voice. The real person got abused over and over again till she quit. Well, YOU STILL SUCK!!!

In case you haven't noticed, I am great at complaints. I would like to thank all my English teachers over the years. I can complain all day long if I want to. About almost anything.

Oh yeah! Do you know that you can actually polish shit? Yes, you actually can. There's even an art to it. Yea, they make these shiny balls out of shit. They shape it with a bit of water and keep shining it with a piece of cloth then drying it and repeating the process over and over again till you get a shiny, polished ball of, well, shit. It's remarkable what people can do.

Looking forward ton the 5800. Next month, come already. Time, move faster, ok? I'll pay you 20 cents if you move faster.

oh yeah, I saw this person today who's so dumb, I don't know how to describe him. He hailed a cab. Then he folded up a pram. The stuff in the pram fell all over the road. There was some medicine in there too. He tried to pick up the items but he kept dropping them when he tried to pick up another item. He threw the medicine inside the boot. (WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?) after which he threw the pram in too. By that time, the taxi driver was out of the cab. He took the medicine out and gave it to the dumb guy. Who looked puzzled. Very puzzled. He asked the driver who put it in the boot in the first place. How dumb can people get? Very.