I ROCK!

Played Guitar Hero World Tour today and I have to say, I KICK ASS! WHOOP ASS, WHATEVER ASS... I rock! Yes! I spent 5 hours completing the entire game on medium(with breaks and shit). Going to continue tomorrow. Doing Hard next. I rock! Woooooooooozaaaaaaaaah!

Upi woke me up at what? 8.45 in the morning today. I was like half awake but I'm still asleep. Washed up and ate breakfast. We looked like BLSS students who skipped school. I have problems with the napkin dispenser. I think I simply don't have the patience to take napkins one by one. I mean... it's just dumb to stand there and repeat something four or five times. I mean, come on people!

And yea, McCafe is coming to Pioneer Mall. Wooo? I don't know, man. It's like in the middle of a HDB estate. Premium Coffee! (premium pricing.) I seriously cannot taste the difference between their normal coffee and their premium brewed coffee. It's basically the same shit with different names. The name costs 50 cents.No offense to 50 Cent. That gangsta has got his own energy drink, man.

Blam! Blam!

"FUCK YOU, COP BITCHES!"

Blam! Blam! (runs away from cops)

"Oh, shit! Fucking fence!" (Climbs fence, continues running)

(Cops close in, hand reaches out and grabs gangster, taking him into a safe house)

"Thanks, homie. You got a drink round here? Thirsty as fuck. Damned cops."

"Here ya go, homie. My own energy drink!"

"Thanks, man. That's some good shit. Now let's cap those muthafuckas."

"Hell yeah."

That will be a rubbish ad.

Which gangster makes his own fucked up energy drink?! I mean, when would he find the time, man? Come on! He's supposed to be carjacking, stealing, robbing, pimping, partying and running away from the cops but here he is, selling some energy drink. I don't know what to say to this kid.

"I took them rival gang members out"
"I robbed a bank."
"I was out hustlin'"
"Dealin'"
"Stick-up, bitch."

What about you?

"Well, I made my own energy drink."

How is that supposed to up your rep as a bad ass gangsta? Damn.


NONETHELESS, I ROCK. GUITAR HERO DUDES, MAKE SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING OK?