Barcelona!

I was awake all night watching Champions' League football on the telly. Before I go into the football side of the post, I would like to state that lifts full of god shit are not nice. I wanted some snacks so I decided to skate out to PRIME Supermarket. (I lazy to walk la) So yea, I entered the lift and found out that there's not one but 2 piles of doggy crap and a small puddle of doggy urine in it. MOTHERFUCKING DOG OWNER! I changed my mind about taking the lift and used the stairs instead.

I have no problems with pets in general but I have huge problem with some owners. Animals can take a leak or crap wherever they wanna cause they're well, animals. They did not make the bloody loo. I mean, your pet is taking a crap in a public place, man. Clean it up. Would you like your house floor to be covered in poo? Come on, man. One pile is already bad enough. 2 PILES? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? I mean, clean up the lift or something after it has taken the shit, man. Go back into the house, grab some cleaning stuff and clean up the mess your doggy made, you stupid motherfucker. Do you want me to take some shit from various animals and dump it in front of your house?

Have some thought for others, man. Nobody would like to have to take the lift, discovered it was full of shit and hold their breath while the lift takes them up the floors. What if the fella lived on the 13th floor? He'll come out blue. Ask yourself that question, you inconsiderate bitch. If I was somebody else, I might have asked the town council to find out who you are and fine the shit outta you. So yeah, use that god-given brain of yours next time.

Have some social responsibility as a pet owner. If you want to keep your pet, show that you actually care and clean up after it. You don't live alone in this world, you ignorant cunt. Be responsible, show some consideration. It's a public facility afterall. Would you like to banned from using the lift? I thought not.

So yeah, skated a bit to PRIME Supermaket. It was like, 2.15 a.m? Bought some potato chips and a few cans of Red Bull. Skated back. Must clean bearings. I'm lazy to do so. I have another pack anyway. Brand new.

I remembered that the lift was full of shit so I took the one in another section of the block. Skate through corridors, down the stairs. I reached the ift lobby on my floor to the sight of a lady in white. (REALLY!) She was in the lift and the doors open..... She was pinching her nose from the stench. It was my neighbour's daughter with her boyfriend. Face screwed up sia... (>x<) or something like that. Screwed up. (See the suffering you've brought onto users of the lift? I hope you rot in hell where they'll put you inside a lift full of shit)

Entered the house, washed feet, grab mug and ice, turned on the telly and switched to ESPN. There was Liverpool vs Chelsea and Barcelona vs Bayern Munich playing simultaneously. I actually wanted to watch Liverpool vs. Chelsea but the commentators for the Barcelona match were more entertaining and lively so I watched that instead and it isn't every week that I get to watch Barcelona. I'm glad I did.

Barcelona was... was.... great. Like... woah great. Bayern Munich was all over the place. Lionel Messi is the best. Christiano Ronaldo can't match up to Messi, man. He should be World Player Of The Year, not that Portuguese nancy boy. The Bayern dudes can't do a thing to him and Messi does not dive like some wuss. Even Usain Bolt finds Christiano Ronaldo a wuss.

Half time score, 4-0. Messi scored twice, with Eto'o and Thierry Henry scoring one a piece. Game over for Bayern. They managed to get one back during the second half. By that time, Barcelona was relaxing and playing around. Even so, they dominated and created some chances. With better finishing, they could have added to their tally. Barcelona, I salute you!

Meanwhile, Liverpool got their asses whooped by Chelsea at Anfield. 3-1. I don't know how that happened. I thought that Chelsea would get THEIR asses whooped but it turned out to be the other way around. Good result for Chelsea. Liverpool cannot win the Champions' League this season.

Who will? Barcelona. Man United will get their asses whooped by Porto in the second leg.

That's all for now. I should skate more. Nah. Lazy laa.