Financial Essentials

Yup. I want ice cream. I think I have some in the freezer. I should go check. Just maybe. Ice cream never lasts. It's gone within 48 hours. At least in my house. I should go out today. I want to but I'm lazy to step out of the house. Yeah? I'm constantly at odds with myself. We can't agree on anything, can we?

I got tired of watching wrestling on the telly. Raw's 3 hour draft special. 3 hours of half naked men beating the crap outta each other. Or pretending to... I don't know how I ended up watching that in the first place. All I remembered is a pop shove it in the corridor and being told to come in the house. I think my board is still outside. Should bring it in soon. That's a $350 piece of wood I'm leaving out in the open. I can't believe it costs that much.

Finally topped up my prepaid value after God knows how many months. Yeap, it lasts that long. In recession hit Singapore, sometimes embracing anti-social-ism is not that bad. Let me tell you this, the less people you hang out with, the more money you have. Huge savings. I mean, if you could save that $5 a day for the meal you eat with your buddies, by the end of the week, you'd have an excess of $35. Which totals up to a whopping $140 a month. More than enough to cover your handphone bill (which is very little due to the lack of interaction) and get a brand new computer game. Brilliant stuff.

So yea, it's not bad financially to adopt anti-social-ism. Of course, life is boring but when you've got cash, you can buy fun. Who needs homo-sapiens? They're costly. Hahahaha. Maybe not if you mooch of your friends but I don't wanna be a jerk, do you?

Save that cash, get an imaginary friend.

Please not that this may be bad advice. I shall not be held responsible for low birth rates, loss of friends, loss of sanity, loss of opportunities and any losses you might encounter while you adopt this concept of anti-social-ism. It's not my fault that you might be enticed, it's the bloody economists' fault.

I wonder why anybody would want to be an economist. I mean, yes, you see money every time and you earn a portion of that money you see but what happens if you don't see any money? All you will see is banners, protests, hate campaigns and plenty of middle fingers pointed at you on your daily commute. With great power, comes great responsibility. They should hire Spiderman to hold a workshop for the economists today cause they're really messing up. I wonder where all that 'missing' money went. Prolly to the undertaker in preparation for their funeral if things doesn't improve.

Parents should tell their kids to be undertakers. I mean, there's always somebody kicking the bucket and pushing up daisies somewhere. They have got to be the smartest people on Earth. An industry that's stable, Earth friendly, recognized world wide. What more can you ask for? Your skills will never be obsolete. Competition wise, it's not really a problem because of the odd hours. You don't need a degree to join either. Pay's okay I guess but you'll have no shortage of demand. If you're hardworking, you can work at another job for a few hours to earn much more. Open your eyes, jobless dudes.

I wonder why some peeps are so picky about jobs. They have no job, struggling to get bya and quite frankly, a burden to society. So when a job offer comes, take it. It doesn't matter if you need to climb Mount Everest to get there, it doesn't matter if the pay is low. You can't mooch off society forever.

A man who doesn't do anything to provide for his family is not a real man. Ladies, keep that in mind, ok? If you've married a bum who refuses to work, you've married somebody who's not really a man. So go get a divorce. I'm pretty sure there's loads of hard working men out there who are dead lonely. Give them a holler.

"HOLLA! You a hard-working but lonely man with a job? Call me."

That sounds wrong. Not a very good ad. But it's edgy, it's memorable, it'll stick it to society so it's a brilliant ad.

I'm getting good at this blogging thing.

It just goes to show how much more you can achieve if you actually think. How much more you can earn. I mean, blogs are a free media. You can advertise here for free. It's like a shop without rent, without taxes, without worry of eviction. You can maximise your profits. Just have to have the right product.

So yeah, use you brains once in a while and you'd be surprised by how much a person can achieve. Insyi, where's the muffins?

I should write a book o success. Only problem with that is I'm not successful.

Which makes all those points kinda unhelpful. I'm thinking here... See? Nobody can see when a person is actually thinking.