S-league.

Yes, I actually watch that crap they label one of the top ten leagues in Asia. They missed out "from the bottom". While I'm pleased we actually have a professional league in Singapore, I'm appalled by the standard of play in this "professional' league.

Here's what's wrong.

1) The strikers are either brainless, blind, far-sighted, short sighted, playing in lead boots or natural rugby players.

2) The midfielders are either headless chickens, just there to show off their outlandish hairstyles, useless crossers of the ball or/and the attributes mentioned above.

3) The defenders are: Read above.


How can you miss from the 6 yard box in front of a basically open goal? How can you head the ball spectacularly into your own net? Why are the defenders ALWAYS mis-timing their tackles? Why are the midfielders lazy assed idiots? Why can't the goalkeepers catch the bloody ball?

I get high blood pressure watching them play. I was cussing and swearing and screaming and shouting in front of the telly. It was that bad. FAS, do something! How the fuck do you expect Singapore to qualify for the World Cup with standards as low as this? I swear that I could've converted into goals with my eyes closed the chances the strikers have missed.

Whatever happened to GOAL2010? That campaign throughout the 90s? The aim of entering the World Cup? WHERE IS IT NOW? I KNOW! We failed! Despite having adequate facilities and resources. I wonder how the Iraqis train with those bombs and stuff.

"Ok boys, we've placed mines all over the pitch. I want you people to run all over it for 20 minutes. Anybody caught walking will be shot by our sniper buddy up in that tower. Say hi."

We seriously need to wake up and buck up if we are ever to get anywhere in football.

"Soccer" is invented by Americans who suck at football and gave it that name. Sucker, soccer, sucker, soccer. Get it? Bloody Americans. Oh wait, bloody sounds too British. Fucked up Americans. That's better.