The Metal!

Want to have an idea what my guitar looks like? Look above. Hehea. It's the same model. You just have to substitute the white for black and the black binding for ebony. It's hot.

Yea, changed the colour scheme and Zounds section of this blog yet again. Phantom Of The Opera was getting on my nerves. Yea, it was cool at first but the orchestra got to me. The gay-sounding phantom didn't help either. "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE". Why the hell is he referring to himself in third person? He's sick in the head, I tell you.

Here's the new song list on the brand new mini, two-toned, checkered mini-pod.
Check em' out.

1) Left Behind by Slipknot
2) End Of Days by Bullet For My Valentine
3) My Curse by Killswitch Engage

You just can't beat Metal. It's the best. It's hardly gay. Sometimes it gets emo but I have no problems with emo girls. In fact, I actually like 'em. (:D) And I have problems liking things so that's something.

However, I do have a problem with fat emo guys. What the hell is wrong with you guys? Like why the hell are you wearing those size 28 jeans, you fat, size 45 motherfucker? Get your fat ass out of those jeans. Damn. Go join some hip hop club or something where the clothes actually fit your fat ass.

"I slit my wrists and fat oozed out. Boo hoo."

Before you people kill me, I have no problems with fat peeps. I think they're cooler than most skinny guys.

Oh yeah! Before I forget (I am a world before I am a man!), emorangers are cool. It's lame, yes but it's cool nonetheless. They do need to get a proper job soon though. How long can you run around doing emoranger stuff, man? The Mighty Moshin' Emorangers gets my vote for the second best ever group of Power Rangers. The official ones after the original (the best, hands down) are all stupid.

"I have this problem, you see. I tear my underwear after I morph. It gets uncomfortable after a while." Remember the blue ranger kid who grows when he morphs? Like, whatthefuck was up with that? It's discrimination against kids!

Watched School Of Rock earlier in the day. Jack Black is one creative guy. Yes, his lyrics are sometimes full of crap but here is a man who can come up with tunes in an instant. He rocks on the guitar too! He's THE MAN! Yeeeaaaaaaa!

Oh yeah, one day while I was at work this guy came up to me and said, "Why are you listening to metal? It's for the devil." Yes, we may sing about evil, dress up like some evil guy, glorify evil shit sometimes, go "666!" and shit but a majority of us are really god-fearing, normal human beings. I mean, we just happen to like being 'evil' sometimes. Yeah, it's heavy, loud, perhaps noisy... but it's good music, man. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN YOUR TECHNO BULLSHIT.

"Oh, I just press this button and that button. The computer will do the rest. I'm a musician." I might kill you if you said that.

Come on, anybody can be a 'musician' if all you have to do is press a button. Being a musician, to me at least, involves actually playing a musical instrument and trying to master it. Learning how to strum properly, getting those drum strokes right, doing your fingering, that kind of stuff makes a musician. Not pressing a button or flicking a switch! DAMN YOU TECHNO "ARTISTS"! Boing boing here... ziip there, bing bing here, piu piu there. WHATHEFUCK?

So yeah, I do have problems with techno. Do not get me techno thingies for anything.

You can't kill The Metal! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHH!